[DOOR SLAMS ]
You are such a chicken!
I mean, if you are great, truly great, you can play anywhere.
But instead you choose a club like West Ham
because it's big and shiny, and you
know that they'll win whether you're there or not.
And you'll never have to wonder if you're still as good
as you tell everyone you are.
But you and I know that you are not.
You're overrated.
You're overpaid.
And you eat too much asparagus!
[FOOTSTEPS]

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