I am going to be happy this
year
.
I am going to make myself happy.
Do you want us to leave the room or ...?
Every day I'm gonna do one thing I have
never done before. That, my friends, is my
New Year's resolution.
Oh, that's a good one.
Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
That's a good one too, Phoebs.
Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people
whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
Maybe your resolution should be not
to make fun of your friends.
In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't
go the whole year without making fun of us.
You know what? Better yet, a week.
I'll take that bet my friend
and you know what? Paying me the 50 bucks
can be the new thing you do that day.
And it starts right now.
Alright, my New Year's resolution is to
learn how to play guitar.
Oh really? How come?
You know those.. uh.. special
skills I have listed on my resume.
I would love it if one of those was true.
Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.
Oh really? Who ...
who have you taught?
Well I taught me and I looove me.
Great! Yeah, thanks Phoebs.
Oh look! Blair forgot her glasses and she's gonna
really be needing these to keep an eye on
that boyfriend. Who, from what I hear,
needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer,
if you know what I'm talking about!
Hey Rach. Maybe your resolution should be
to.. um.. gossip less.
What? I don't gossip.
Maybe sometimes I find out things,
or I hear something
and I pass that information on
You know kind of like a public service.
That doesn't mean I'm a gossip.
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