I'm Jenna
Ortega
.
I'm Emma Myers.
And I'm Hunter Doohan.
This is Germ.
We're gonna answer questions from this cookie jar.
Take this guy's head off.
"Historically, Wednesdays are also known as Hump Day.
The 2005 Black Eyed Peas Hit, "My Humps,"
is widely regarded to be the worst song ever written.”
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By who? -
“What song is...”
By this.
"What song is on your do-not-play list?"
I'm not, I’m not big on pop,
and I feel like a couple years
there was a song out called, "Dance Monkey."
If anyone ever played that in my house,
they're instantly being kicked out.
I'm sorry.
What's that one song that we would hear
in the Ubers all the time?
-
Oh my god. -
Oh!
Don't say, "Sweet Dreams,"
'cause that's safe. That's sacred.
-
No, it's the— -
That is on the play list.
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It's the P!nk song. -
It's the P!nk song.
That constantly played in the Ubers in Romania.
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It was the only song -
That's all I heard.
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on the radio. -
That's the only song I heard
the entire time we were there.
I know, we should know it.
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We've listened to it 100 times. -
It’s like, yeah.
It's the one with
-
her kid in it. -
The kid, yeah.
I'm so sorry to P!nk and your child.
This is not about you.
-
This is about the amount -
It's not.
of times we heard it
in Ubers in Romania.
Oh, it's to me.
Okay.
"Hunter, your last name, 'Doohan,'
has ancient Irish origins and translates to, 'Black.'
Interestingly, half of the squares
on a chessboard are black.
What I'm getting at is
that I know you watched, The Queen's Gambit,
on Netflix.
So are your chess skills great or are they trash?"
I'm a little suspicious
how it knows I watched, The Queen's Gambit.
I guess everybody watched it.
They are in fact trash.
I would lose to pretty much anyone.
I don’t know that I don't wanna stick my hand in here.
"Jenna, you have 69 posts on Instagram.
Your first post was posted on March 16th, 2015
from what seems to be a table read
for your old show, Stuck in the Middle.
Scientifically speaking,
sandwiches are food stuck in the middle
of two slices of bread.
What kind of sandwich is the best,
and what kind is trash?"
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What kind of sandwich is the best?
I don’t really, honestly,
I don't really like sandwiches.
So do what you will.
"Jenna, you've said you wanted to become—"
Sorry.
"Jenna, you said you wanted to become an actress
after seeing Dakota Fanning in, Man on Fire.
Speaking of people on fire,
you almost need 2000 degrees Fahrenheit
to burn human bones,
but you only need 400 degrees
to air fry perfectly crispy chicken tenders.
What are your favourite dipping sauces for chicken tendies?"
Well, I'm vegetarian
so I'm so sorry,
I don't know how to deal with this guy.
I feel like he's asking me questions
that are trying to provoke some sort of angry emotion.
If I had to dip a vegetable in anything-
I really like hot sauce.
-
Definitely. -
That's my move.
"Emma, you play Enid Sinclair in, Wednesday.
If you anagram the letters, 'Enid Sinclair,'
and add a couple extra letters,
you can spell, 'Airline dinners.' That being said,
are you getting the chicken, fish, or the pasta?"
Well, I can't eat pasta,
I hate fish,
so I think the obvious choice is chicken.
This thing does not know your dietary restrictions.
He knows nothing about us,
but he came in acting like he was all that,
like he had all the answers.
And he’s been nothing but wrong.
I think this is general.
"Wednesday, was filmed in Bucharest, Romania.
The Romanian flag is blue, red, and yellow.
The first three Pokemon Game Boy games
were also blue, red, and yellow.
If you were a Pokemon,
what would your power be,
and what cute sound would you make?"
I was like, "What was the orange dragon?"
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Charizard. -
Charizard.
I was so into Pokemon.
So I think I would fly, and breathe fire,
and my sound would be,
"Rah!"
What does, what is the name...
Mewtwo?
Yeah.
I don't know what his power is,
but he just seems like a cool guy.
So whatever he does, I'll do as well.
And I would probably do,
it kinda sounds like wind. It kind of sounds like,
I don't know, Squirtle?
You would be a squirtle.
Keep going. You're doing great.
And I guess the noise would be,
I don't want that to be on camera forever.
I think we all know the sound Squirtle would make and—
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Do we? -
I'm not falling
for your game.
I don't know what a Squirtle is.
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Not doing it. -
But it's all right.
Thank you.
"Historically, Wednesdays are also known as ‘Hump Day.’”
You're repeating yourself.
"Camels have humps where they store nourishment
when food is scarce.
If you had a hump,
what kind of food would you keep in it?"
I'm really big on olives. I really like olives.
I might throw a couple olives in there.
Popcorn as well.
I was gonna say popcorn with hot sauce on it.
I feel like a hump is a good vessel
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for popcorn. -
You have to do like,
jalapeño juice?
No, I just go
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straight for the hot sauce. -
Yeah, try that.
Chocolate chips.
Every time I'm in my kitchen,
I grab a handful.
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Yeah, get in there. -
I got it, thank you.
They're both for me.
"Hunty...
"you're from Fort Smith, Arkansas,
the third largest city in Arkansas.
Lungs are the third largest organ in the human body.
How long can you hold your breath?"
Do you know what the largest organ is?
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Skin. -
Skin.
Sorry, continue.
7, 8, 9,
14, 15, 16,
21, 22.
You gonna make me keep counting.
24...
28, 29, 30.
Okay, I'm done.
Was that super entertaining?
38 seconds.
38! I knew you were counting too slow.
Oh, am I?
I want nothing to do with this guy.
Check out, Wednesday.
Only on Netflix.
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