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Oh, Alexby. What's up?
Oh
Alexby
What's
up
Oh, what's up?
Oh
what's
up
Welcome to my humble abode
Welcome
to
my
humble
abode
today I am going to show you my house.
today
I
am
going
to
show
you
my
house
A CAAAAAAAAT!
A
CAAAAAAAAT
Well, this is going to be my house's unboxing
Well
this
is
going
to
be
my
house's
unboxing
because it's been years since I did the last one. I've moved here and it is pretty good. Everything is settled.
because
it's
been
years
since
I
did
the
last
one
I've
moved
here
and
it
is
pretty
good
Everything
is
settled
What are you filming? What are you filming?
What
are
you
filming
What
are
you
filming
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
͡°
͜ʖ
͡°
Well, this is the first thing you will see when you come to my house:
Well
this
is
the
first
thing
you
will
see
when
you
come
to
my
house:
This mirror. Very psychedelic.
This
mirror
Very
psychedelic
*Alexby: `very `psychoderiki´´ *Rubius: `psychoderikis´
Alexby:
`very
`psychoderiki´´
Rubius:
`psychoderikis´
Here I have all my geek stuff.
Here
I
have
all
my
geek
stuff
Like Ironman, also a cactus that a fan gave to me.
Like
Ironman
also
a
cactus
that
a
fan
gave
to
me
This is the Nintendo zone. Look, here we have all the Amiibos.
This
is
the
Nintendo
zone
Look
here
we
have
all
the
Amiibos
Here we have Link, with Kirito's head (from Sword Art Online) and
Here
we
have
Link
with
Kirito's
head
from
Sword
Art
Online
and
and this woman with Link's head. My sister switched them and I left it like this.
and
this
woman
with
Link's
head
My
sister
switched
them
and
I
left
it
like
this
Look look look look
Look
look
look
look
The special edition of the f*cking Zelda Nintendo 3DS
The
special
edition
of
the
fcking
Zelda
Nintendo
3DS
that also brought this, the Skull Kid.
that
also
brought
this
the
Skull
Kid
Do you know how difficult is to get this? Do you know how difficult is to get this?
Do
you
know
how
difficult
is
to
get
this
Do
you
know
how
difficult
is
to
get
this
You don't, you don't, bro.
You
don't
you
don't
bro
Oh, I never showed this. Look. I got it in Las Vegas.
Oh
I
never
showed
this
Look
I
got
it
in
Las
Vegas
It's me in 3D. I'm not sure if you can see it well.
It's
me
in
3D
I'm
not
sure
if
you
can
see
it
well
*Alexby: ìt's so creepy´
Alexby:
ìt's
so
creepy´
It's so f*cking cool.
It's
so
fcking
cool
Look, look, look. A fan made this. But this, this Amiibo, this Amiibo is going to be so valuable in 2030.
Look
look
look
A
fan
made
this
But
this
this
Amiibo
this
Amiibo
is
going
to
be
so
valuable
in
2030
*Alexby: `I have the same one´
Alexby:
`I
have
the
same
one´
So, we are going to be RIIIIIIIIICH!
So
we
are
going
to
be
RIIIIIIIIICH
This is my sister's fish. I am taking care of it because she is in Norway with my mother
This
is
my
sister's
fish
I
am
taking
care
of
it
because
she
is
in
Norway
with
my
mother
and his name is ´Dorado´ (golden in Spanish), I think.
and
his
name
is
´Dorado´
golden
in
Spanish
I
think
I don't know why his name is ´Dorado´when he is blue.
I
don't
know
why
his
name
is
´Dorado´when
he
is
blue
Why are you called ´Dorado´?
Why
are
you
called
´Dorado´
*Alexby: `maybe he is golden and white and not blue and black (dress joke).
Alexby:
`maybe
he
is
golden
and
white
and
not
blue
and
black
dress
joke
This is so cool, isn't it?
This
is
so
cool
isn't
it
So, this is what you see once you enter my house and if you look left, you will see my `waifu, my wife.
So
this
is
what
you
see
once
you
enter
my
house
and
if
you
look
left
you
will
see
my
`waifu
my
wife
Here she is.
Here
she
is
*Alexby: `you mean, if you look right, don't you?
Alexby:
`you
mean
if
you
look
right
don't
you
My left, my `left´
My
left
my
`left´
*Alexby: `Give me your Pikachu´.
Alexby:
`Give
me
your
Pikachu´
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let's go to the living room.
Let's
go
to
the
living
room
This is my living room. Welcome to my living room.
This
is
my
living
room
Welcome
to
my
living
room
Here we have the sofa, the table, the TV and...
Here
we
have
the
sofa
the
table
the
TV
and
this thing that is f*cking awesome!
this
thing
that
is
fcking
awesome
A f*cking arcade in my living room
A
fcking
arcade
in
my
living
room
You don't have such a thing
You
don't
have
such
a
thing
You don't have it. Do you?
You
don't
have
it
Do
you
*Alexby:`No, I don't´
Alexby:`No
I
don't´
No, you don't
No
you
don't
I'm going to install a MOD in order to play thousands of Super Nintendo games
I'm
going
to
install
a
MOD
in
order
to
play
thousands
of
Super
Nintendo
games
*Alexby (Sarcasm):`Oh, you have a cat.
Alexby
Sarcasm:`Oh
you
have
a
cat
*Alexby: `Who is it? Is it new?´
Alexby:
`Who
is
it
Is
it
new´
(Sarcasm) Yeah, I bought it yesterday
Sarcasm
Yeah
I
bought
it
yesterday
*Alexby: ´What's her name?´
Alexby:
´What's
her
name´
(English accent) Raspberry
English
accent
Raspberry
*Alexby repeats.
Alexby
repeats
(English accent) Hi Raspberry. How are you?
English
accent
Hi
Raspberry
How
are
you
Whatever hooman.
Whatever
hooman
So, well. This is my living room and...
So
well
This
is
my
living
room
and
*melancholic music*
melancholic
music
*Alexby: `What's wrong, Rubius?´
Alexby:
`What's
wrong
Rubius´
*Alexby: `What's wrong?´
Alexby:
`What's
wrong´
*Alexby: `It's just Mangel´.
Alexby:
`It's
just
Mangel´
*Alexby: `He will be back´
Alexby:
`He
will
be
back´
*sniff sniff*
sniff
sniff
*Alexby: `Don't worry. He'll be back´
Alexby:
`Don't
worry
He'll
be
back´
*Alexby: `He'll be back soon, dude. He will.
Alexby:
`He'll
be
back
soon
dude
He
will
He won't.
He
won't
It's been 3 months since we heard about him.
It's
been
3
months
since
we
heard
about
him
He's dead. HE'S DEAD!
He's
dead
HE'S
DEAD
*Alexby: `So Rubius, do you want him here by your side?
Alexby:
`So
Rubius
do
you
want
him
here
by
your
side
Yes.
Yes
*Alexby: `Are you sure?´
Alexby:
`Are
you
sure´
*Alexby: `So, I have a surprise for you!´
Alexby:
`So
I
have
a
surprise
for
you´
*Alexby: `He's back from Vietnam!´
Alexby:
`He's
back
from
Vietnam´
Rubius: I'm going to show you the house.
Rubius:
I'm
going
to
show
you
the
house
Mangel: Yah, true. It's been a while since I saw it for the last time.
Mangel:
Yah
true
It's
been
a
while
since
I
saw
it
for
the
last
time
Rubius: There are so many new things.
Rubius:
There
are
so
many
new
things
Mangel: Someone told me that you have bought something very BIG.
Mangel:
Someone
told
me
that
you
have
bought
something
very
BIG
Rubius: I've bought something very BIG.
Rubius:
I've
bought
something
very
BIG
Mangel: And it's not my d*ck :D
Mangel:
And
it's
not
my
dck
:D
Rubius: Nor mine :D
Rubius:
Nor
mine
:D
Rubius: Well, I bought it because of my hobby.
Rubius:
Well
I
bought
it
because
of
my
hobby
Rubius: We bought this in our old flat.
Rubius:
We
bought
this
in
our
old
flat
Mangel: In our old old old flat.
Mangel:
In
our
old
old
old
flat
Rubius: The first flat where we lived
Rubius:
The
first
flat
where
we
lived
Rubius: So it's been a year since I used it
Rubius:
So
it's
been
a
year
since
I
used
it
Rubius: and now I'm using it again...
Rubius:
and
now
I'm
using
it
again
Mangel (sarcastic): Yeah sure
Mangel
sarcastic:
Yeah
sure
Rubius: Yah, dude. I haven't used for a year.
Rubius:
Yah
dude
I
haven't
used
for
a
year
*Spanish word game*
Spanish
word
game
Rubius: What's wrong?
Rubius:
What's
wrong
*He gets the joke*
He
gets
the
joke
Look.
Look
Taraaa
Taraaa
*Mangel: Play the Transformer sound.
Mangel:
Play
the
Transformer
sound
Mangel: Awesome!
Mangel:
Awesome
Rubius: Ok, let's check this out.
Rubius:
Ok
let's
check
this
out
*`Cheerleader´ by Omi starts to play
`Cheerleader´
by
Omi
starts
to
play
Rubius: Oh, come on! This song is everywhere!
Rubius:
Oh
come
on
This
song
is
everywhere
Mangel: NOOOOOOOO!
Mangel:
NOOOOOOOO
Rubius: Please, stop!
Rubius:
Please
stop
Mangel: Stop!
Mangel:
Stop
Rubius: NOOO! Stop!!
Rubius:
NOOO
Stop
Mangel: GET OUT OF HERE!
Mangel:
GET
OUT
OF
HERE
GET OUT OF HERE, RIGHT NOW!
GET
OUT
OF
HERE
RIGHT
NOW
OUT!
OUT
Rubius (Spanish slang): What a cool song, dude!
Rubius
Spanish
slang:
What
a
cool
song
dude
Mangel (using slang aswell): Oh my god, bro. It's so cool! And you press here in this machine and goes UUH
Mangel
using
slang
aswell:
Oh
my
god
bro
It's
so
cool
And
you
press
here
in
this
machine
and
goes
UUH
Both songs are playing right now, you will see.
Both
songs
are
playing
right
now
you
will
see
*Teddy intensifies*
Teddy
intensifies
Ok, that's my living room.
Ok
that's
my
living
room
Let's see the bathroom briefly.
Let's
see
the
bathroom
briefly
And then we go to another room.
And
then
we
go
to
another
room
THE BATHROOM!
THE
BATHROOM
That's it.
That's
it
Now, this room. I have installed something that is going to freak you out.
Now
this
room
I
have
installed
something
that
is
going
to
freak
you
out
A TV.
A
TV
4K.
4K
Curvy.
Curvy
CURVY!
CURVY
Curvy like your butt.
Curvy
like
your
butt
Mangel (singing): Da da da da I can't go this way but I can take the other way.
Mangel
singing:
Da
da
da
da
I
can't
go
this
way
but
I
can
take
the
other
way
Rubius: I can't see a pixel. Even though I am so close!
Rubius:
I
can't
see
a
pixel
Even
though
I
am
so
close
Why? Because it's 4K!
Why
Because
it's
4K
WOAH! The graphics of this videogame are awesome!
WOAH
The
graphics
of
this
videogame
are
awesome
Ultra 4K
Ultra
4K
Rubius: I've also bought two couches.
Rubius:
I've
also
bought
two
couches
Mangel: For both of us?
Mangel:
For
both
of
us
Rubius: For both of us.
Rubius:
For
both
of
us
Rubius: Not for Alexby. F*ck Alexby.
Rubius:
Not
for
Alexby
Fck
Alexby
Rubius: Mangel, check this out.
Rubius:
Mangel
check
this
out
*Alexby: Okay, I sit here, then :'(
Alexby:
Okay
I
sit
here
then
:'
Rubius: Mangel, on your right. You have a mechanism...
Rubius:
Mangel
on
your
right
You
have
a
mechanism
that I call: `The Jet´.
that
I
call:
`The
Jet´
Mangel: `The Jet´
Mangel:
`The
Jet´
*Poker face*
Poker
face
Rubius: The room looks bigger because of this mirror.
Rubius:
The
room
looks
bigger
because
of
this
mirror
Mangel: THAT'S TRUE!
Mangel:
THAT'S
TRUE
Rubius: That's true.
Rubius:
That's
true
Mangel: Yah, that's true.
Mangel:
Yah
that's
true
*Mangel: He uses the mirror to look at it while he's f*cking.
Mangel:
He
uses
the
mirror
to
look
at
it
while
he's
fcking
Rubius: Rubius, you're gorgeous.
Rubius:
Rubius
you're
gorgeous
You're so handsome.
You're
so
handsome
Mangel: He has mirrors all over his house just so look at himself.
Mangel:
He
has
mirrors
all
over
his
house
just
so
look
at
himself
*Mangel: Rubius everywhere.
Mangel:
Rubius
everywhere
Go put the camera right in the point where I film my videos.
Go
put
the
camera
right
in
the
point
where
I
film
my
videos
So this is what the audience sees when I do a `gameplay´
So
this
is
what
the
audience
sees
when
I
do
a
`gameplay´
It's just right there.
It's
just
right
there
Mangel (imitating Rubius): Hi, lord's little creatures!
Mangel
imitating
Rubius:
Hi
lord's
little
creatures
This is a gameplay about a `waifu´...
This
is
a
gameplay
about
a
`waifu´
Well, now we are going to see the last part of the house
Well
now
we
are
going
to
see
the
last
part
of
the
house
or The Bedroom (in Portuguese).
or
The
Bedroom
in
Portuguese
Where I sleep.
Where
I
sleep
And he also sleeps there, sometimes.
And
he
also
sleeps
there
sometimes
Let's go, Wilson. Come in.
Let's
go
Wilson
Come
in
I don't want to wake my girlfriend up.
I
don't
want
to
wake
my
girlfriend
up
I know I haven't told you I have a girlfriend
I
know
I
haven't
told
you
I
have
a
girlfriend
But I have a girlfriend and I don't want to wake her up.
But
I
have
a
girlfriend
and
I
don't
want
to
wake
her
up
That's her. She's snoring.
That's
her
She's
snoring
It doesn't bother me. I am very happy with my wife and I love her so much :'D
It
doesn't
bother
me
I
am
very
happy
with
my
wife
and
I
love
her
so
much
:'D
Baby :)
Baby
:
Baby, how are you?
Baby
how
are
you
Rubius' girlfriend: Leave me alone.
Rubius'
girlfriend:
Leave
me
alone
Rubius: huh?
Rubius:
huh
Rubius' gf: I don't want to.
Rubius'
gf:
I
don't
want
to
Rubius: Don't you?
Rubius' gf: No.
Rubius:
Don't
you
Rubius'
gf:
No
Rubius: Come on. The audience of Youtube want to see you. Come on, you are my girlfriend. This is very important to me :(
Rubius:
Come
on
The
audience
of
Youtube
want
to
see
you
Come
on
you
are
my
girlfriend
This
is
very
important
to
me
:
Rubius: Get up now. I beg it to you, darling.
Rubius:
Get
up
now
I
beg
it
to
you
darling
Rubius: You have to take care of the children, okay?
Rubius:
You
have
to
take
care
of
the
children
okay
I'm going to work.
I'm
going
to
work
*Alexby: She looks like Mangel, doesn't she?
Alexby:
She
looks
like
Mangel
doesn't
she
Rubius' gf: I'm not Mangel, huh
Rubius'
gf:
I'm
not
Mangel
huh
Rubius: How you dare to say such a thing to my wife?
Rubius:
How
you
dare
to
say
such
a
thing
to
my
wife
Rubius' gf: Are you saying that I cannot look like Mangel? Is he ugly or what?
Rubius'
gf:
Are
you
saying
that
I
cannot
look
like
Mangel
Is
he
ugly
or
what
Rubius: Oh, now you are defending him. Always talking shit about him and now you defend him!
Rubius:
Oh
now
you
are
defending
him
Always
talking
shit
about
him
and
now
you
defend
him
Rubius' gf: He's with you all the time.
Rubius'
gf:
He's
with
you
all
the
time
Rubius: You jealous?
Rubius:
You
jealous
So I take the kids and get out of this house!
So
I
take
the
kids
and
get
out
of
this
house
Rubius' gf: F*CK YOU!
Rubius'
gf:
FCK
YOU
*Couple argument*
Couple
argument
*Imitates Rubius*
Imitates
Rubius
Bullshit!
Bullshit
Okay, Mangel. Now we have the video we can go and drink some beers :>
Okay
Mangel
Now
we
have
the
video
we
can
go
and
drink
some
beers
:>
*Someone shouthing and knocking*
Someone
shouthing
and
knocking
What's that?
What's
that
Motherf*ckeeeeers!
Motherfckeeeeers
What's that, dude?
What's
that
dude
*Mangel: Where does it come from?
Mangel:
Where
does
it
come
from
Rubius: Right there. What the f*ck?
Rubius:
Right
there
What
the
fck
Mangel: Where? Where?
Mangel:
Where
Where
*Motherf*cker, get me out of here*
Motherfcker
get
me
out
of
here
Mangel: Oh, sh*t. It's in the closet!
Mangel:
Oh
sht
It's
in
the
closet
Rubius: We forgot the boy here!
Rubius:
We
forgot
the
boy
here
Mangel: The boy!
THE BOOOOOOOOY!
Mangel:
The
boy
THE
BOOOOOOOOY
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