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asking Rubius! (original intro to Q&A)
asking
Rubius
original
intro
to
QA
asking Rubius!
asking
Rubius
asking Rubius!
asking
Rubius
and he will answer you!
and
he
will
answer
you
Hello little creatures from heaven!
Hello
little
creatures
from
heaven
We are here in a Q&A video!
We
are
here
in
a
QA
video
last day i asked you in twiter to through me some questions
last
day
i
asked
you
in
twiter
to
through
me
some
questions
with the hashtag #PreguntasRabos
with
the
hashtag
#PreguntasRabos
to give it a try
to
give
it
a
try
as somenthing new
as
somenthing
new
I asked to send me some videos
I
asked
to
send
me
some
videos
to be closer to you
to
be
closer
to
you
and basically, worst idea ever in my YouTube career
and
basically
worst
idea
ever
in
my
YouTube
career
'cuz the idea was for you to know me better and get a better feeling btx us
'cuz
the
idea
was
for
you
to
know
me
better
and
get
a
better
feeling
btx
us
some questions were ok, right
some
questions
were
ok
right
but there are other that....
but
there
are
other
that
*music*
music
*more music*
more
music
*even more music*
even
more
music
*uncorfontable silence*
uncorfontable
silence
[Come back from the shadow!]
Come
back
from
the
shadow
[some girl doing a stupid thing]
some
girl
doing
a
stupid
thing
*disappointment*
disappointment
[After eating a grandma', and then you shit her out...]
After
eating
a
grandma'
and
then
you
shit
her
out
[Are you giving birth to a grandmother?]
Are
you
giving
birth
to
a
grandmother
[have you ever been to princeland?]
have
you
ever
been
to
princeland
[are u a bone marrow donor for Iberian pigs?]
are
u
a
bone
marrow
donor
for
Iberian
pigs
*disappointment x2*
disappointment
x2
[Are you able to wake up ... my kitten?]
Are
you
able
to
wake
up
my
kitten
*silence*
silence
*even more silence*
even
more
silence
[have you bought milk? xd] (it's a joke about Rubius's best friend tweet)
have
you
bought
milk
xd
it's
a
joke
about
Rubius's
best
friend
tweet
enough leaving....
enough
leaving
Okay, imagine my face after 5 hours watching videos of the sort
Okay
imagine
my
face
after
5
hours
watching
videos
of
the
sort
Because got around 50,000
Because
got
around
50000
videos okay?
videos
okay
and more than a half are so
and
more
than
a
half
are
so
a lot of filtering had to be done!
a
lot
of
filtering
had
to
be
done
[Hummm...]
Hummm
[My question it's about your "Virtual Hero" comic]
My
question
it's
about
your
Virtual
Hero
comic
*Oh damn boi*
Oh
damn
boi
7u7
(u like what u see u perv xD)
7u7
u
like
what
u
see
u
perv
xD
Humm...
Humm
Well, lets start answering some questions, right?
Well
lets
start
answering
some
questions
right
Lets see how it goes. It'll be surely
disastrous... but okay
Lets
see
how
it
goes
It'll
be
surely
disastrous
but
okay
[Where does Bald ones face ends when being washed?]
Where
does
Bald
ones
face
ends
when
being
washed
Thís dude is scaring me
Thís
dude
is
scaring
me
He looks too much like myself
He
looks
too
much
like
myself
[Where does Bald ones face ends when being washed? x2]
Where
does
Bald
ones
face
ends
when
being
washed
x2
It's just me or he really looks like me?
It's
just
me
or
he
really
looks
like
me
with the hair like...
with
the
hair
like
(both)
Where does Bald ones face ends when being washed?
both
Where
does
Bald
ones
face
ends
when
being
washed
Can you can do this?
Can
you
can
do
this
*Really tries but fails*
Really
tries
but
fails
No, i can't
No
i
can't
Hey, what's up? humm...
Hey
what's
up
humm
Hey Rubius, one question...
Hey
Rubius
one
question
I would like to hear from you
I
would
like
to
hear
from
you
Could you say something in french?
Could
you
say
something
in
french
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(laughing)
laughing
I studied French in the school
But I think
I
studied
French
in
the
school
But
I
think
just for two years and
I forgot everything
just
for
two
years
and
I
forgot
everything
I can say typical staff
I
can
say
typical
staff
Voulez-vous couser avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous
couser
avec
moi
ce
soir
meaning
meaning
Do you wanna hook up with me
tonight? Plan sex!
Do
you
wanna
hook
up
with
me
tonight
Plan
sex
Mr Rubios, when did you
wank for first time? Tell us!
Mr
Rubios
when
did
you
wank
for
first
time
Tell
us
My first wanking.....
My
first
wanking
I do not really get "pallaringa"
I
do
not
really
get
pallaringa
I think you mean "wanking"
I
think
you
mean
wanking
Do I really have to tell about
my first wanking?
Do
I
really
have
to
tell
about
my
first
wanking
So, my first time wanking
So
my
first
time
wanking
I was 12, I think
I
was
12
I
think
(laughing)
laughing
Why am I telling about it?
Why
am
I
telling
about
it
I was 12
I
was
12
I was at my Grandma'
I
was
at
my
Grandma'
watching porno on TV
watching
porno
on
TV
this kind of pixelated one
this
kind
of
pixelated
one
I mean
I
mean
It was the only porno available at the time
It
was
the
only
porno
available
at
the
time
You do not know how lucky you are
You
do
not
know
how
lucky
you
are
youths today
youths
today
being able to watch porno and
teats 24 hours a day
being
able
to
watch
porno
and
teats
24
hours
a
day
I had to wait
I
had
to
wait
for fucking midnight
for
fucking
midnight
to be able to fucking wank
to
be
able
to
fucking
wank
watching pixelated teaties
watching
pixelated
teaties
No more to tell,
No
more
to
tell
this is degenerating right now
this
is
degenerating
right
now
What do you think about this photo?
What
do
you
think
about
this
photo
(Jealous)
Jealous
Mangel being unfaithfull to Rubius LOL
Mangel
being
unfaithfull
to
Rubius
LOL
Poor cockold Rubius!
Poor
cockold
Rubius
Tell us a horror story hihihi
Tell
us
a
horror
story
hihihi
Ok I'am
Ok
I'am
telling you the shortest horror story
ever
telling
you
the
shortest
horror
story
ever
the last man on Earth
the
last
man
on
Earth
was sitting alone in his room
was
sitting
alone
in
his
room
suddenly
suddenly
someone knocking the door (toc toc)
someone
knocking
the
door
toc
toc
If Mangel was a woman for a day,
would you shag him?
If
Mangel
was
a
woman
for
a
day
would
you
shag
him
I love your mask
I
love
your
mask
and yes, probably yes!
and
yes
probably
yes
I'd fuck him to death
I'd
fuck
him
to
death
Can you say "Hi, God's criature" the other way round?
Can
you
say
Hi
God's
criature
the
other
way
round
Hi, God's criature!
Hi
God's
criature
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ongggggeeeerRRRRR
ongggggeeeerRRRRR
Ok, I got it written
Ok
I
got
it
written
"Rognes let
Rognes
let
Satirutairk
Satirutairk
saneorjoum"
saneorjoum
Ok, putting it the other way round now
Ok
putting
it
the
other
way
round
now
on tape
on
tape
to check it sounds as
to
check
it
sounds
as
hi God's criatures
hi
God's
criatures
HHHii Gods KRIAturesss
HHHii
Gods
KRIAturesss
Rubius, a question for you
Rubius
a
question
for
you
Have you ever bought anything
Have
you
ever
bought
anything
regretting it afterwards
regretting
it
afterwards
and asking yourself
and
asking
yourself
why the fuck I bought it?
why
the
fuck
I
bought
it
Indeed, I bought something around a year ago
Indeed
I
bought
something
around
a
year
ago
I bought it 'cuz
I
bought
it
'cuz
I thought it would be the shit for parties
I
thought
it
would
be
the
shit
for
parties
and to flirt
and
to
flirt
and finally, I just used it
and
finally
I
just
used
it
once within one year and a half
once
within
one
year
and
a
half
gonna show you
gonna
show
you
do you see it?
do
you
see
it
I thought I would flirt a lot with it
I
thought
I
would
flirt
a
lot
with
it
playing music now for you to see
how it works
playing
music
now
for
you
to
see
how
it
works
yeah, its price was something...
yeah
its
price
was
something
around 90 euros
around
90
euros
made by a Japanese guy
made
by
a
Japanese
guy
I thought it was cool
I
thought
it
was
cool
I bought one, I used it once
I
bought
one
I
used
it
once
the truth, it is cool anyway
the
truth
it
is
cool
anyway
fuck it up
fuck
it
up
from now on, I will wear it to all parties
from
now
on
I
will
wear
it
to
all
parties
so that it pays off
so
that
it
pays
off
off off off
off
off
off
what it costed
what
it
costed
will you show this tuit in your video?
will
you
show
this
tuit
in
your
video
no....
no
hold on a minute
hold
on
a
minute
Rabos' question: sing something in Norwegian
Rabos'
question:
sing
something
in
Norwegian
Ok, this is a song
Ok
this
is
a
song
about girls coming and going in your life
about
girls
coming
and
going
in
your
life
(singing in Norwegian)
singing
in
Norwegian
If there was an Apocalypse in Earth
If
there
was
an
Apocalypse
in
Earth
and you could save one single person with you into an Island
and
you
could
save
one
single
person
with
you
into
an
Island
Who would that one be?
Who
would
that
one
be
so..frankly, no idea
sofrankly
no
idea
I think I would chose your mam
I
think
I
would
chose
your
mam
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do real girls like fried chicken
Do
real
girls
like
fried
chicken
chicken chicken cock
chicken
chicken
cock
Do not get it, seriously!
Do
not
get
it
seriously
I've seen this one thousand times
I've
seen
this
one
thousand
times
I should know better by now
I
should
know
better
by
now
on photos.....
on
photos
-suspecting it is a meme or so...
-What do you want to eat?
suspecting
it
is
a
meme
or
so
What
do
you
want
to
eat
-You should know it by now....
You
should
know
it
by
now
the best comes now...
the
best
comes
now
Real girls like fried chicken (x4)
chicken, chicken, cock!
If you wanna please a lady
Real
girls
like
fried
chicken
x4
chicken
chicken
cock
If
you
wanna
please
a
lady
-You must give her chicken, cock!
-Wait, wait.......
You
must
give
her
chicken
cock
Wait
wait
chicken or cock!?
chicken
or
cock
What the hell! How didn't I see this before?
What
the
hell
How
didn't
I
see
this
before
So...what do you wanna eat?
Sowhat
do
you
wanna
eat
On the mood for Chicken....
On
the
mood
for
Chicken
..............Cock!
Cock
enough Internet for today!
enough
Internet
for
today
chicken chicken COCK
chicken
chicken
COCK
Translated by: the translator
Translated
by:
the
translator
;-)
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