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Welcome one and all in here out there
Welcome one and all in here out there
[cheering]
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to the late show.
to the late show
I am your host Steven Colbert. Ladies
I am your host Steven Colbert Ladies
and gentlemen, [cheering]
and gentlemen cheering
you know what?
you know what
First of all, happy Groundhog Day to all
First of all happy Groundhog Day to all
those who celebrate [cheering]
those who celebrate cheering
this morning. Uh down on uh what's it
this morning Uh down on uh what's it
called? Gobbler's Knob. Down at
called Gobbler's Knob Down at
Gobbler's Knob. The uh the Gobbler's
Gobbler's Knob The uh the Gobbler's
reported that Punxsutawney Phil predicted
reported that Punxsutawney Phil predicted
six more weeks of winter.
six more weeks of winter
Come on, read read the room, Phil.
Come on read read the room Phil
We could really use a win right now. I
We could really use a win right now I
I'd be careful about handing out a lot
I'd be careful about handing out a lot
of bad news if I look like I'd make a
of bad news if I look like I'd make a
nice hat. [cheering]
nice hat cheering
Heads up. Uh, a prediction of Endless
Heads up Uh a prediction of Endless
Winter was tonight's feelood story, and
Winter was tonight's feelood story and
it's over.
it's over
[laughter]
laughter
Because on Friday morning, the Justice
Because on Friday morning the Justice
Department released its largest batch of
Department released its largest batch of
Epstein documents, which totals over 3
Epstein documents which totals over 3
million pages. 3 million
million pages 3 million
is a lot of pages. It's like when your
is a lot of pages It's like when your
mom says she's reading another book
mom says she's reading another book
about Olive Karage.
about Olive Karage
How much can possibly happen in Maine?
How much can possibly happen in Maine
And it's three million pages of just
And it's three million pages of just
terrible stuff. I want I want to thank
terrible stuff I want I want to thank
my researchers, Brandon and Catherine,
my researchers Brandon and Catherine
for going through it all today. Okay.
for going through it all today Okay
[cheering]
cheering
Do you have a picture? [applause]
Do you have a picture applause
Do we have a picture of those guys here?
Do we have a picture of those guys here
Here here's them when they showed up to
Here here's them when they showed up to
work this morning and here they are now.
work this morning and here they are now
Uh
Uh
I'm sorry. Let's send them a cookie
I'm sorry Let's send them a cookie
cake. Cookie cake for all those guys. Uh
cake Cookie cake for all those guys Uh
folks out there are still slogging
folks out there are still slogging
through all the files, but they
through all the files but they
implicate a who's who of powerful men,
implicate a who's who of powerful men
including everyone from tech titans to
including everyone from tech titans to
Wall Street power brokers. Yes, turns
Wall Street power brokers Yes turns
out punks of Tony Phil might be the only
out punks of Tony Phil might be the only
prominent American male who's not in
prominent American male who's not in
there.
there
[applause]
applause
Is what is what I would have said if he
Is what is what I would have said if he
wasn't in there, but and this is true,
wasn't in there but and this is true
he actually appears in it four times.
he actually appears in it four times
Oh, come on,
Oh come on
Phil. [laughter]
Phil laughter
Phil, buddy. Well, I I guess that
Phil buddy Well I I guess that
finally explains this footage.
finally explains this footage
[cheering]
cheering
No. Sad. Sad. There's one prominent guy
No Sad Sad There's one prominent guy
who is in there prominently because
who is in there prominently because
President Donald Trump is mentioned more
President Donald Trump is mentioned more
than 1,000 times.
than 1000 times
And the New York Times found 5,300 files
And the New York Times found 5300 files
with references to Trump and more than
with references to Trump and more than
38,000 references to Trump, his wife,
38000 references to Trump his wife
and Mar-a-Lago. 38,000
and Mar-a-Lago 38000
references. That seems low, frankly.
references That seems low frankly
[cheering]
cheering
Obviously, this is the biggest story
Obviously this is the biggest story
imaginable, but for some reason, it
imaginable but for some reason it
isn't. Case in point, I led with a
isn't Case in point I led with a
groundhog
groundhog
who got to me. [laughter]
who got to me laughter
These files include many disturbing
These files include many disturbing
allegations, all denied by the White
allegations all denied by the White
House as being unfounded and false. I
House as being unfounded and false I
want to be clear about that. But among
want to be clear about that But among
these is that before he was president of
these is that before he was president of
the United States, Donald Trump forced
the United States Donald Trump forced
an underage girl to perform oral sex and
an underage girl to perform oral sex and
hosted big orgy parties with young girls
hosted big orgy parties with young girls
at one of his golf clubs.
at one of his golf clubs
Even if even if these particular parts
Even if even if these particular parts
of the files that the Justice Department
of the files that the Justice Department
released and are denied by the White
released and are denied by the White
House is not being proven, what is
House is not being proven what is
detailed in those three million pages
detailed in those three million pages
are allegations of some of the crulest,
are allegations of some of the crulest
most depraved crimes against women and
most depraved crimes against women and
kids involving some of the most powerful
kids involving some of the most powerful
men on planet Earth. And now we've all
men on planet Earth And now we've all
been forced to have these details in our
been forced to have these details in our
minds all weekend. And so I think we all
minds all weekend And so I think we all
deserve to immediately see this tiny dog
deserve to immediately see this tiny dog
running into the snow.
running into the snow
[cheering]
cheering
There he is.
There he is
There he is, fella. [applause]
There he is fella applause
Now, despite his 38,000 references,
Now despite his 38000 references
these files aren't just about Trump.
these files aren't just about Trump
They embarrass a lot of big shots. A lot
They embarrass a lot of big shots A lot
of head honchos and pooas and mucky
of head honchos and pooas and mucky
mucks. Take Elon Musk.
mucks Take Elon Musk
Yeah, please.
Yeah please
He's publicly bragged that Mr. Epstein
He's publicly bragged that Mr Epstein
tried to get me to go to his island and
tried to get me to go to his island and
I refused. But really,
I refused But really
did you?
did you
Cuz there's an email exchange where Musk
Cuz there's an email exchange where Musk
writes, "Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge
writes Do you have any parties planned I've been working to the edge
planned? I've been working to the edge
planned I've been working to the edge
of sanity this year. And so once my kids
of sanity this year And so once my kids
head home after Christmas, I really want
head home after Christmas I really want
to hit the party scene in St. Barts or
to hit the party scene in St Barts or
elsewhere and let loose. A peaceful
elsewhere and let loose A peaceful
island experience is the opposite of
island experience is the opposite of
what I'm looking for." an email.
what I'm looking for an email
An email which was sent at 6:07 a.m. on
An email which was sent at 6:07 am on
Christmas morning.
Christmas morning
Hey, say what you want, but he's a high
Hey say what you want but he's a high
achiever.
achiever
That proves it. It's dawn on Christmas
That proves it It's dawn on Christmas
morning and he's already on the top of
morning and he's already on the top of
next year's naughty list.
next year's naughty list
There's also an appearance. [cheering]
There's also an appearance cheering
[applause]
applause
There's also an appearance in the files
There's also an appearance in the files
by Trump commerce secretary and koala
by Trump commerce secretary and koala
staring at you while he humps the
staring at you while he humps the
branch. Howard Lutnick on a podcast last
branch Howard Lutnick on a podcast last
year. Lutnik said that back in 2005 he
year Lutnik said that back in 2005 he
was so revolted by a visit to Epstein's
was so revolted by a visit to Epstein's
Manhattan apartment that he decided to
Manhattan apartment that he decided to
never be in a room with that disgusting
never be in a room with that disgusting
person ever again. But the emails now
person ever again But the emails now
reveal that Lutnik and his family spent
reveal that Lutnik and his family spent
time on Epstein's island in 2012. Well,
time on Epstein's island in 2012 Well
it's the perfect family getaway. Kids,
it's the perfect family getaway Kids
it's vacation time now. Stay in your
it's vacation time now Stay in your
room, lock the door, and don't open it
room lock the door and don't open it
for anyone.
for anyone
Now, as bad as they are, as bad as all
Now as bad as they are as bad as all
these are, these these three million
these are these these three million
pages are full of redactions left and
pages are full of redactions left and
right. And obviously, we don't know what
right And obviously we don't know what
we're all being blocked from seeing by
we're all being blocked from seeing by
the Justice Department. But the law that
the Justice Department But the law that
Congress passed and that Donald Trump
Congress passed and that Donald Trump
signed says that the DOJ cannot hide any
signed says that the DOJ cannot hide any
names or photographs of any of these
names or photographs of any of these
powerful people just to protect their
powerful people just to protect their
reputations. And the Justice Department
reputations And the Justice Department
even said they did not protect President
even said they did not protect President
Trump. Well, guess what? When these
Trump Well guess what When these
files were released, it was clear that
files were released it was clear that
they did. Case in point, this photograph
they did Case in point this photograph
with the face blacked out. [laughter]
with the face blacked out laughter
Who could it be?
Who could it be
Wow.
Wow
Wow.
Wow
Following.
Following
Wow.
Wow
Could you put it back up one more time?
Could you put it back up one more time
Can you just put it back up?
Can you just put it back up
[cheering and applause]
cheering and applause
Following an outcry. Following an
Following an outcry Following an
outcry, they were forced to unredact the
outcry they were forced to unredact the
image. Okay, let's see who it is. Phil.
image Okay let's see who it is Phil
[screaming] No.
screaming No
[cheering]
cheering
Got him.
Got him
The only things that were supposed to be
The only things that were supposed to be
redacted were the names and the images
redacted were the names and the images
of all the survivors, but the DOJ
of all the survivors but the DOJ
evidently sucks. So, one email described
evidently sucks So one email described
an Epstein victim list, which left
an Epstein victim list which left
dozens of names exposed. And worse, the
dozens of names exposed And worse the
DOJ published dozens of unredacted nude
DOJ published dozens of unredacted nude
images on his website showing young
images on his website showing young
women or possibly teenagers.
women or possibly teenagers
[cheering]
cheering
That is so shockingly awful that again
That is so shockingly awful that again
there's nothing I can say. So here's an
there's nothing I can say So here's an
orangutan driving a golf cart.
orangutan driving a golf cart
[cheering and applause]
cheering and applause
I don't know where you're going, ma'am,
I don't know where you're going ma'am
but take us with you.
but take us with you
[applause and cheering]
applause and cheering
A group of these women
A group of these women
[applause] now a group of these women
applause now a group of these women
who had been abused by Epstein and his
who had been abused by Epstein and his
rich buddies saw these redactions this
rich buddies saw these redactions this
weekend and released this statement.
weekend and released this statement
Survivors are having their names and
Survivors are having their names and
identifying information exposed while
identifying information exposed while
the men who abused us remain hidden and
the men who abused us remain hidden and
protected. This is outrageous. The
protected This is outrageous The
Justice Department cannot claim it is
Justice Department cannot claim it is
finished releasing files until every
finished releasing files until every
legally required document is released
legally required document is released
and every abuser and enabler is fully
and every abuser and enabler is fully
exposed.
exposed
[applause]
applause
Yeah, good for them. Good for [cheering]
Yeah good for them Good for cheering
them. Well said. [applause]
them Well said applause
Damn straight.
Damn straight
And some of these redactions are
And some of these redactions are
completely random. Case in point, in one
completely random Case in point in one
document, they've redacted both the
document they've redacted both the
sender and recipient of an email that
sender and recipient of an email that
says, "I wanted you to know I made your
says I wanted you to know I made your
chili for Super Bowl Sunday, and it was
chili for Super Bowl Sunday and it was
a winner. Everyone loved it, and I gave
a winner Everyone loved it and I gave
you credit."
you credit
[laughter]
laughter
That's got to be a tough announcement of
That's got to be a tough announcement of
the Super Bowl party. Hey guys, guess
the Super Bowl party Hey guys guess
who gave me this chili recipe?
who gave me this chili recipe
Jeffrey Epstein. But he made me promise
Jeffrey Epstein But he made me promise
not to reveal the secret ingredient or
not to reveal the secret ingredient or
anything else.
anything else
These revelations are only the tip of
These revelations are only the tip of
the creepberg because according to
the creepberg because according to
representative Roana, the DOJ said it
representative Roana the DOJ said it
identified over 6 million potentially
identified over 6 million potentially
responsive pages, but is releasing only
responsive pages but is releasing only
about 3.5 million after review and
about 35 million after review and
redactions. Well, pretty suspect to show
redactions Well pretty suspect to show
only half of what you have. Hey, I I
only half of what you have Hey I I
didn't shoplift. What are you talking
didn't shoplift What are you talking
about? Sure. Sure. I'll show my pockets.
about Sure Sure I'll show my pockets
Look, it's empty.
Look it's empty
Oh, you want to see two pockets?
Oh you want to see two pockets
There you go.
There you go
Don't worry about Don't worry about
Don't worry about Don't worry about
what's in my other p Hey, man. Don't
what's in my other p Hey man Don't
worry. I looked [applause]
worry I looked applause
I I looked. Don't worry about what's in
I I looked Don't worry about what's in
my other pocket. Okay.
my other pocket Okay
It's chilly.
It's chilly
So with this document dump, we now have
So with this document dump we now have
even more evidence that there is indeed
even more evidence that there is indeed
a cabal of rich men who traffic young
a cabal of rich men who traffic young
women and girls across state and
women and girls across state and
international lines for their pleasure.
international lines for their pleasure
But Trump's DOJ guy, Todd Blanche, who
But Trump's DOJ guy Todd Blanche who
was also Trump's personal lawyer in the
was also Trump's personal lawyer in the
Stormmy Daniels sex case, said the DOJ
Stormmy Daniels sex case said the DOJ
is not considering bringing any
is not considering bringing any
additional charges related to Epstein,
additional charges related to Epstein
saying, quote, "There was nothing in
saying quote There was nothing in
there that allowed us to prosecute
there that allowed us to prosecute
anybody." You have
anybody You have
millions of pages, millions of pages,
millions of pages millions of pages
and you don't want to investigate any
and you don't want to investigate any
further, possibly bring any of these men
further possibly bring any of these men
to justice.
to justice
Well, I guess that makes sense. I mean,
Well I guess that makes sense I mean
we all remember that iconic courtroom
we all remember that iconic courtroom
scene.
scene
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Did you order the code red
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You want answers No thank you
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