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when i get frustrated when i'm playing

drums i hit my head with the sticks it

almost sounds like it should be a joke

because that's how dumb it is but

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these strawberries look terrible

they're actually good, balls alarm

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let's count just like a

How many

tubs of spicy hummus does Emma have in

her refrigerator right now

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I just tried to draw, um, an elephant

just from like my imagination

it's crazy to me how

not artistically inclined i am it blows

my mind like my own father is an artist

That is his

passion in life. That is his job. He's my

dad and like that's what [__] happens

When I try to draw like I have

no artistic

instinct, um

But I'm okay with that because I just

enjoy, like

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You know, doodling things like it doesn't

I don't need to be good at it to do it. I

have this massive box of colored pencils

from when I

Um, I don't know. I think I bought these

when I was taking art class in high

school, and I still have them. Listen, I

might not be great at drawing, but I

enjoy the sensation of using

colored pencils, so

why not?

Like, this is something I painted

It's not all about being good at things.

I'm not good at drawing. I'm not good at

painting. I'm not good at playing drums,

but I like the sensation of doing it. I

like doing it. I don't need to be good at

it to enjoy it.

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It's terrible, but I enjoyed myself.

I always decide to come to the beach the

same day that I wash my hair.

Like, the first thing I did this morning

was wash my hair. It's all clean, it's

shiny. It looks gorgeous.

I wouldn't maybe say it looks gorgeous.

Why is there [__] bugs on me? It's

already August and I have not done [__].

I've been watching people going on these

tropical vacations, and I'm not gonna lie,

like I

am jealous, and it just hasn't felt like

summer to me. But I think that also when

you become an adult. Unfortunately, I

think summer kind of loses its meaning.

If I see one more [__]

person on my Instagram that has a

smoothie that's in a pineapple or

something like, I'm going, I'm gonna get

in the water. But my hair is so clean

right now. Like, it doesn't look greasy or

oily, but I am about to go in the ocean

and pack my scalp with salt and sand, and

I don't care. But it is kind of sad. It's

like these are my final moments with my

nice clean hair. I'm enjoying it. I'm

enjoying it. The ocean does look

delicious today, though. Like, it looks

[__] delicious. Sometimes you look at

the ocean, you're like

not interested. A few days ago when I was

at the beach, there was a tiger shark in

the water. Is that what it's called?

There's some sort of harmless

harmless shark in the water, supposedly.

They don't attack humans, but I'm like

okay, like maybe not usually, but like

what if this time. Anyway, last time I was

at the beach, there was a shark. So like, I

mean.

I definitely have a little bit more

anxiety about getting in than normal.

But supposedly the type of shark was

harmless. I just have a hard time

believing any sharks are harmless. I feel

like with any shark, there's a chance

that they're going to think that your

foot is a flounder or something, and then

they're going to want to take a nibble.

And I can't blame them. I'm in their

habitat. I'm in their world. I'm walking

into their house, so if they want to take

a little nibble out of my foot, I can't

say anything.

If somebody [__] came into my house

uninvited, and they looked like a jar of

peanut butter, I would take a spoon to

them and [__].

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I do not know why people don't like

going to the beach when it's overcast,

because I think it's so much better. You

don't have to wear sunglasses because

it's like the clouds

are protecting your eyes.

So you don't need to wear sunglasses.

That's great. Recently, I've been not able

to stop eating strawberries. Like, I can't

stop eating them.

I eat probably one carton a day.

Sometimes two. I think they're in season

or something because I

Either that, or my taste buds are

evolving, and now I just like

have a special appreciation for

strawberries. But they're so good right

now.

Also, ever since my strawberry obsession

has started, I feel like my experience

every day pooping is just like 10 times

better. I've been extremely regular.

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let me show you something sad

Why did I do that?

Wait, I like it better.

Wait.

I just fixed my problem. My hair is very

Wait, I literally have a ball.

My hair is so short. I mean, I kind of

fixed my problem, though, because my

problem was that my hair was so uneven

in the back.

That I couldn't wear my hair down

because it looked like there was a U-shape. It

was like a U-shape.

I bleached my hair a few months back.

Well, I actually was like platinum

blonde for like eight months, and I kept

bleaching my hair over and over and over

again, and my hair is relatively fragile.

So eventually, all hell broke loose, and

my hair basically got fried off, and in

the back of my head, things got really

[__] up because I lay down a lot.

You know, the hairs in the back broke and

got really short, and so now all the

hairs in the back of my head are really

short, as you can see,

and it makes things very awkward.

Should I just like cut bangs while I'm

at it? Like,

Oh [__], I think I'm making things worse.

Okay, let's just stop. Let's stop. I kind

of want to cut bangs. Stop. I've never cut

my own hair before. I feel like it kind

of went okay.

If I keep doing touch-ups, I'm going to

end up with no hair left.

Okay, now we're doing bad things. Now we

need to stop.

No more of this.

Why? Why can I not stop? Okay, I need to

stop. I actually need to stop. This is

getting bad. This is like out of control.

Now my hair is so short.

Wait, I kind of like it though. Can it

even fit in a ponytail?

No.

Okay, okay, so I just like cut bangs right

now.

Stop. Don't. Wait, what if I just did a

little bit? Okay, but what if I did bangs

not like all the way, but like what if I

just did a little? What's the worst that

could happen? It grows back. My hair is

already [__] up.

No, that's ugly. Okay.

Okay.

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Okay, I actually need to [__] stop.

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