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I'm making spring rolls I don't know I
was just in the mood making spring rolls
is so enjoyable there's something really
relaxing about the process it does take
some practice like the first few times I
made them they turned out awful they
tasted good but they looked bad now I
feel like I'm getting the appearance of
the spring rolls under control I love
cooking really early in the morning like
I like it so much more than cooking at
any other time of the day the early
morning is like perfect for cooking and
if it's like a cold day outside
I always think that buying fresh herbs
like mint is pointless you know if it's
just for one recipe but I I think I'm
changing my opinion there because I
bought this mint for a sauce that I made
it was great and then I had this surplus
of mint in my refrigerator and I was
like I'm not going to use this like what
am I going to do with this
and now I put it on everything it's in
my spring rolls I put it in the salad
the other day you know what I mean like
having fresh herbs around is really like
really
it's kind of good it's kind of a good
thing it's
it's kind of not a bad thing okay now
it's I need to focus right now because
things are about to get out of control
here
it was not bad
God damn it
oh this is a good one shockingly
that was good that was easy okay one
more I am so obsessed with the flavor of
sesame seeds that I have considered
pouring sesame seeds into a bowl pouring
milk over it and eating it like cereal
ah
this is the best one I've ever made it's
so good see what I like to do is I like
to pregame
my cold brew
with a cortado so like I drink my
cortado it's so cute it's so romantic
it's my little morning ritual and then a
half an hour later I go and I make a
cold brew
and like that's when the power begins
that's when [ __ ] starts moving right
when my cortado's in hand it's like you
know Emma's being peaceful right now but
the second that I'm holding a cold brew
anything can happen
Halloween is coming and I feel like I
need to make something with pumpkin just
because if I don't it's kind of a
disgrace do you know what I mean like
just because if I don't
it just wouldn't be right you know and I
don't like getting too festive for
holidays it's not I just
I don't know I like to keep it simple
but I do feel like it's appropriate to
make a pumpkin dessert at some point
today
that's all I know
the rest of the day is completely
up for grabs Anything Could Happen
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it's kind of
um disturbing
how often I wear these mom puffer
jackets this is something my mom would
wear
I'm 20. I should not be wearing this
it's like a puffer jacket but
soft
okay like that is a mom thing listen I
know it's like why live life by the
rules I agree I'm on the same page but
there's something disturbing about the
fact that I think it's okay to wear
these mom-inspired puffer jackets every
day I have two colors and I wear them
every day if I'm not wearing the gray
one I'm wearing the green one you know
what I mean like that's kind of my
routine right now that's scary to me
do I have anywhere to go
no
no I don't need to run any errands I
don't need to leave the house but I am
deciding
right now that I'm leaving the house and
I am deciding that I
am going to do something I don't know
what it is yet
um listen like there's always an errand
to run like there's always some sort of
errand that you need to run not a day
goes by where there isn't at least one
errand that could be run I just need to
think about what that is
oh you know what I need to get gas
actually I only have half a tank left is
that more than enough
it is more than enough
but I'm gonna get gas and then after
that the world's my oyster I put on UGG
boots this morning
I mean business you know I don't whip
the Ugg boots out when I'm just like
coasting I put the Ugg boots on when I'm
going sport mode you know it's not this
is not a joke
all right
now what I got a full tank too so it's
like what are we doing what are we doing
what are we doing you know what I mean
the thing is do I really need to be here
no but I just remembered that I ran out
of white distilled vinegar
so you know it's like I like using white
distilled vinegar to make pickled
carrots
um
I make pickled carrots probably once
every three days that is not a joke I
put pickled carrots on everything what
would happen if I went to go make my
pickled carrots and I didn't have any
white distilled vinegar chaos chaos
would happen so anyway this is
God, look how Los Angeles
this is right now with this palm tree
Hasta la vista
what does that mean
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I found this
um
pumpkin spice creamer and so I'm gonna
add this to my coffee and see
if it's any good
smells good
tastes pretty good on its own
it's pretty good actually seriously
seriously fall vibes right now with my
pumpkin spice creamer so that's so
[ __ ] cute of me oh my God it just all
hit me that I'm literally drinking a
pumpkin spice cold brew and I'm wearing
[ __ ] leggings
and Ugg boots like I accidentally just
became
I'm turning into something that I'm I
never thought I would turn into
what is happening to my identity right
now
I feel unsafe
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thank you
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foreign
oh that was too much I've had the same
cans of pumpkin
for as long as I can remember like I'm
not kidding I had the same cans of
pumpkin for probably three years and
I've never used them and Halloween's
coming fine I'll make a pumpkin dessert
fine the crazy thing is I've been
wearing these blue shorts
for like a month straight I will find
like a pajama item and I will just like
grow an emotional attachment to it and
then I'll just wear it for like six
months straight and then I get sick of
it and then I find a new thing
does anyone actually like pumpkin or do
we just like pumpkin spice I think we
just like pumpkin spice if somebody were
to give you this and say
hey sweetheart eat this with a spoon
none of us would do it we all like
pumpkin spice flavored things okay let's
not kid ourselves here none of us
actually like pumpkin I'm gonna eat a
little bit of this right now just to
prove a point
it tastes like nothing
it's not good
do it that way you want but it's like
the afternoon time it's like 3 P.M and
this is when I start to get grumpy like
in the morning I'm in a good mood I wake
up in the morning I feel amazing happy
positive insightful wise excited
exhilarated and then it's like 3 P.M
hits and I am in such a bad mood every
day and I cannot put a finger on why
that is
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I decided to make almond butter
pumpkin chocolate chip blondies whatever
the [ __ ] that means
oh my God it [ __ ] smells amazing very
aromatic
I'm sorry we have to try a little bit
yes yes wow yes I saw something
um it doesn't say to do this in the
recipe but I saw something in a cooking
video where you take your chocolate
chips and you coat them in flour it
helps the chocolate chips not all stick
to the bottom is this true
I know it is sometimes but I don't know
if it's true for me
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so good oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] happy Halloween
that is good
all right
God damn it why do I keep licking things
I'm not sure if this tin
was a good fit I mean they said it is I
don't know what's right I don't know
what's right
I mean it's fine
again this is all about the end result
like if it tastes good then we were in a
good spot
I'm trying to think about how I could
like garnish this
to make it look really pretty
you know what I think it's good the way
it is or maybe I do a little bit of
brown sugar add a little bit of molasses
flavor for that
for that holiday baking flair you know I
don't know if that's going to do
anything it might make it too sweet at
this point I just have to let Jesus Take
the Wheel
foreign
skills need some work but
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