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it looks like it's cold out but it's

literally 80 degrees

is that a pimple

great

it's raining a little bit i'm getting

some tropical vibes from this like

tropical

storm vibes

if i close my eyes it feels like miami

i've never been to miami

i already feel my morning poop moving

it took

four sips

and like i'm i gotta go

i gotta go

bye

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the waiter brings me the check and i

realized i didn't even bring my credit

card and i started texting my mom and i

was like mom i don't know what to do

like i don't have money to pay for my

lunch this is like the one day that i

decide to go to a nice hotel for lunch i

was like you know what i'm gonna treat

myself i'm gonna spend

22 on a chopped salad and then i forget

my wallet and i just was like oh my god

like i do not belong here and i don't

have a way to pay for my lunch and like

this is gonna just be the most

embarrassing experience of my life but

um they take apple pay i can't even

count how many times apple pay has saved

my ass so i'm very grateful the

restaurant that i went to is kind of one

of those places where the food is good

and it's

good you're kind of paying for the

ambiance that restaurant has this sort

of old hollywood feel like you can

almost feel the ghosts

sitting at the table with you like i

know hundreds and thousands of old

hollywood actors died in there like you

just i can just feel it and it was

almost like i got to eat lunch with them

so maybe i wasn't really alone it's very

haunted in there it's kind of terrifying

but i also like that feeling i live in

la i hate most parts of it but

there's little like slivers of old

hollywood in the midst of l.a

and that's exciting and kind of magical.

in its own way

the rest of L.A. sucks though.

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i've driven by this vintage furniture

store probably seven million times but

i've never had like a free chance to go

and i think today's the day

am i gonna buy anything of course not i

don't know how to transport furniture

i'm gonna look at it more like a museum

rather than actually shopping because i

don't know i don't know how to buy

furniture nobody teaches you that

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is it illegal to pop my zit at a red

light i don't think so

why did i look at it

why did i look at it i wiped it and i

was like

oh and now it's a green light you know

everybody was looking into my car like

this is popping a fatty

pimple ah

grocery shopping just makes me feel safe

and happy i do not think that there's

anything i love more than just going to

the grocery store ever since i was

younger

going to the grocery store is like my

favorite activity it feels like time

doesn't exist problems don't exist

it's just you and in the produce

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so i saw these white strawberries and

i've been on a strawberry kick recently

like obsessed with strawberries i eat

literally three packages this size per

day this is my thing right now and so of

course like i need to try this haunted

breed of strawberries i hate the

appearance

i'm pretty lost about what i'm supposed

to be feeling right now they taste good

but they have a slight different flavor

like they almost have an apple something

about this is giving me the essence of

apples even the texture kind of reminds

me of an apple a little bit but yet it's

still very much a strawberry

i just bought these literally 30 seconds

ago like five of them were moldy and

there was only like eight in the whole

container you know it's like

what are we doing

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i've had like an ongoing stomach ache

for like four days straight

i can't even feel it anymore at this

point like it pretty much

all sensation in my abdomen went away

but maybe maybe the tea will help i feel

like i need to move to seattle or

something where the weather's like this

every day because i feel like i get more

done when it's foggy this is an

interesting concept that i've been

thinking about when it's sunny out you

feel all this internal pressure to like

make the most of the day because the

weather's good and you're like okay i

need to get a lot done and spend time

outside and do the whole thing but then

when it's foggy out mentally you're like

okay i don't have to do anything today

because

are you kidding me no

when it's

foggy outside and the weather is not as

good there's like no pressure to do

anything because the weather sucks so if

you spend all day in bed it's like who

cares but then for some reason because

there's no pressure to make the most of

the day i actually end up doing more

on foggy days do you see what i'm saying

it's almost like the weather like

reverse psychology is me

okay i don't know

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i got a text from my dad earlier

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it's been so long since i've had a

burrito and it's my favorite food i feel

really

tired right now for some reason but

wow

what an experience that was a good

burrito the burritos in my hometown are

better i actually contemplate going home

probably once every two weeks to get a

burrito from my hometown

sorry to my family that i contemplate

going home to get a burrito rather than

to see you guys um i know that this is

going to give me a stomachache

but i feel no remorse i can handle it i

already feel things cramping up like

things are already cramping up

it was worth it

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until further notice i will be having

problems with my bowel movements

and that's

just my unfortunate reality

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