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okay well you clearly don't care so why

don't you just leave I would like to

stay this pertains to me I would like

you to leave why don't you go outside

and take a shot of insulin and have a

nap okay why do you always assume I have

diabetes you have a glass of apple juice

and tell me that you don't have diabetes

okay all right see just the noise you

made when you stood up I could

I see the sales department are down

there they're in the engine room and

they are shoveling coal into the furnace

right I mean who saw the movie Titanic

they were very important in the movie

Titanic everyone in the engine room

drowned

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Laughter

okay I want to give you a nappy head,

okay I want to give you a nappy head

because you're Leslie

well that's not your character

name oh my God this is not a joke this

is not a

carnival kind

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kind what it is nice job nice work

this says busiest beaver I know it

says busiest no you screwed that up

didn't you I guess we have to go back

don't we we're wasting a lot of tape

give me that I want you all to be bons.

give me that I want you all to be bons

okay Bon is a girl's name.

okay Bon is a girl's name

name you need to shut the

up here's your

headline: Scranton Paper Company Dunder

Mifflin apologizes to valued client some

companies still know how business is

done it's more like the whole

article over the gums and through the

lips look out

stomach. There we

stomach There we

go I don't mean to be crass but get

prepared to get wet

because God, wow, there's no double meaning

because God wow there's no double meaning

in.

that there wasn't. You couldn't even get

that there wasn't You couldn't even get

through it it's the most horrible thing

I'm so sorry. When he came out for soccer

I'm so sorry When he came out for soccer

practice I I pinched

him where did you pinch

him. You want to know what I was in for? No

him You want to know what I was in for No

no. Hey, were you busy? What do you need?

no Hey were you busy What do you need

we're rolling. Melissa, hi, how are you? I

we're rolling Melissa hi how are you I

thought somebody just said Mel, so you

thought somebody just said Mel so you

all want to know what I'm

for, uh, I know I used to be a temp and

for uh I know I used to be a temp and

now I'm your boss, and I understand how

now I'm your boss and I understand how

that must be weird for you, but

that must be weird for you but

you. I'm really sorry I broke that. It was

you I'm really sorry I broke that It was

too.

too

good. Well, I'd do the scene but BJ's not

good Well I'd do the scene but BJ's not

here.

here

and.

and

resetting when.

resetting when

Okay, so we're all leaving for the

Okay so we're all leaving for the

hospital at 1:00, so three and three I can

hospital at 1:00 so three and three I can

take.

take

three. We're leaving for the hospital at

three We're leaving for the hospital at

1:00. Freedom

1:00 Freedom

three. Sorry, let's just go through that

three Sorry let's just go through that

part. Okay, we're leaving for the hospital

part Okay we're leaving for the hospital

at 1 like a freedom tree. I

at 1 like a freedom tree I

can. I guess what surround sound means is

can I guess what surround sound means is

that, right over here.

that right over here

CH2

speakers. Damn, we have two

speakers Damn we have two

speakers. What, honey? Oh Jesus, this is

speakers What honey Oh Jesus this is

terrible. We'll never finish this episode

terrible We'll never finish this episode

Um, check this out

Um check this out

folds the wall.

folds the wall

Sorry. Well, hello

Sorry Well hello

everybody. Hello

everybody Hello

everybody. Oh

everybody Oh

Man, someone's fault? Well, no, it's

Man someone's fault Well no it's

it's not. It's not anybody's fault. You

it's not It's not anybody's fault You

know what? Let's just look at the lines

know what Let's just look at the lines

and then we'll do the scene

again. Phyllis, did I or did I not say

again Phyllis did I or did I not say

fruit? You did say fruit. And what is that

fruit You did say fruit And what is that

cake? And what did I say?

cake And what did I say

fruit.

fruit

Sorry, is this funny to you

Sorry is this funny to you

Phyllis?

Phyllis

She's nervous? Yeah, well, she should be

She's nervous Yeah well she should be

nervous because I'm about to kick her

ass. I'm gonna walk in

ass I'm gonna walk in

again. This is D

again This is D

right, and this

right and this

copier is

working fine. That's the original

working fine That's the original

Well, could not have made a better

Well could not have made a better

noise. Phyllis, we gave you one hell of a

noise Phyllis we gave you one hell of a

wedding shower. It was a golden shower

wedding shower It was a golden shower

Phyllis, we all gave you a

Phyllis we all gave you a

gold. We all came in this room for your

gold We all came in this room for your

wedding and gave you

a. We all came in here and gave you a

a We all came in here and gave you a

golden shower. Well, where's my golden

golden shower Well where's my golden

sh? You don't have to do this. I can do

sh You don't have to do this I can do

this. What is wrong with

this What is wrong with

me? Oh God, you said you would laugh. What

me Oh God you said you would laugh What

happened to four and three, Michael? It's

happened to four and three Michael It's

okay. Two minutes is too soon. Five minutes and

okay Two minutes is too soon Five minutes and

two minutes is a very big difference. Going

two minutes is a very big difference Going

to hold it together.

to hold it together

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Laughter

I told you, warn me 5 minutes. What

I told you warn me 5 minutes What

happened to four and three? Because two

happened to four and three Because two

doesn't do us any good. Come here, you got

doesn't do us any good Come here you got

all together.

all together

Okay, can sit on your lap. You can sit on

Okay can sit on your lap You can sit on

my lap all you want because I am a male

Santa, and that is something that Phyllis

Santa and that is something that Phyllis

cannot do. Oh my God, okay, this is really

cannot do Oh my God okay this is really

comfortable. Okay, tell me what you want

comfortable Okay tell me what you want

little boy.

little boy

I don't know. I didn't know you were

I don't know I didn't know you were

going to ask me that. What did you think

going to ask me that What did you think

was going to happen? I didn't know. No

was going to happen I didn't know No

one's ever let me sit on their lap

before. Hurry up, just say some

before Hurry up just say some

toys. Can you give me some choices? Oh

toys Can you give me some choices Oh

my God, Kevin, please.

my God Kevin please

Sorry, Cooper. Squat here, we

Sorry Cooper Squat here we

go. Sorry.

go Sorry

Sorry, squat. I'm glad. What would you like

Sorry squat I'm glad What would you like

for Christmas, little

for Christmas little

Kevin? I don't

Kevin I don't

know. I didn't know you were going to ask

know I didn't know you were going to ask

me that. Well, what did you think was

me that Well what did you think was

going to happen?

going to happen

here.

here

Sorry, you had a curiosity? Do you have

Sorry you had a curiosity Do you have

any other characters? Oh, I'm working on

any other characters Oh I'm working on

Scranton.

Scranton

Strangler. I'm going to get you. What do

Strangler I'm going to get you What do

you?

you

[Laughter]

Laughter

think? Oh, I'm working on a new one

think Oh I'm working on a new one

Granton Strangler. I'm going to kill

Granton Strangler I'm going to kill

you. Oh, I'm working on this Granton

you Oh I'm working on this Granton

Strangler. Don't start laughing. I'm

Strangler Don't start laughing I'm

working. I'm working on a new one, Grant

working I'm working on a new one Grant

Strangler. I'm kidding. Now you, now you

Strangler I'm kidding Now you now you

with the laughing. Kelly is even worse

with the laughing Kelly is even worse

than Darryl. We have three sex or heavy

than Darryl We have three sex or heavy

petting closets, one masturbation closet,

petting closets one masturbation closet

Does anyone have a problem with that? Yes,

Does anyone have a problem with that Yes

gay closet. Five? That wasn't five closets.

gay closet Five That wasn't five closets

That's, that, that wasn't the problem.

That's that that wasn't the problem

Three heavy petting closets, one

Three heavy petting closets one

masturbation closet, and one gay closet.

masturbation closet and one gay closet

Absolutely no problem. Everybody happy

Absolutely no problem Everybody happy

with the glory hole? Well, just, I

with the glory hole Well just I

heard about it somewhere. Fifth closet

heard about it somewhere Fifth closet

will have a glory

hole. This here is a radon test kit, okay?

hole This here is a radon test kit okay

I'll be putting them everywhere, and

I'll be putting them everywhere and

please don't throw these out.

please don't throw these out

This is a radon test

kit. Please don't throw these

kit Please don't throw these

out. See them all over the

out See them all over the

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Laughter

office.

office

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[Laughter]

Laughter

Mommy, uh, Aon, have you

Mommy uh Aon have you

seen Michael?

seen Michael

Oh, oh, hey, there you

Oh oh hey there you

are. Take

are Take

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