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WELCOME HOME.
WELCOME
HOME
OH, YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY IN THIS ROOM.
OH
YOU
FEEL
THE
ELECTRICITY
IN
THIS
ROOM
WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME
TO
THE
SHOW
EVERYBODY
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," MY FRIENDS IN HERE AND OUT
WELCOME
TO
THE
LATE
SHOW
MY
FRIENDS
IN
HERE
AND
OUT
THERE.
THERE
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
I'M
YOUR
HOST
STEPHEN
COLBERT
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS YOU CAN
CHEERS
AND
APPLAUSE
LADIES
AND
GENTLEMEN
AS
YOU
CAN
SEE FROM THE OFFICIAL BUG WE ARE LIVE RIGHT HERE.
SEE
FROM
THE
OFFICIAL
BUG
WE
ARE
LIVE
RIGHT
HERE
FOLLOWING THE STATE OF THE UNION.
FOLLOWING
THE
STATE
OF
THE
UNION
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
I
DIDN'T
KNOW
WHAT
TO
EXPECT
THESE ARE ALWAYS KIND OF ROUGH WITH TRUMP.
THESE
ARE
ALWAYS
KIND
OF
ROUGH
WITH
TRUMP
SO JUST TO SMOOTH THINGS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE SPEECH I
SO
JUST
TO
SMOOTH
THINGS
OUT
RIGHT
BEFORE
THE
SPEECH
I
DROPPED IN EDIBLE AND STRAPPED IN.
DROPPED
IN
EDIBLE
AND
STRAPPED
IN
JUST FOLLOWING MICHELLE OBAMA'S ADVICE, WHEN THEY GO
JUST
FOLLOWING
MICHELLE
OBAMA'S
ADVICE
WHEN
THEY
GO
LOW, WE GET HIGH.
LOW
WE
GET
HIGH
OBVIOUSLY I'M JOKING.
OBVIOUSLY
I'M
JOKING
IT WAS INCREDIBLY LONG.
IT
WAS
INCREDIBLY
LONG
IN FACT TONIGHT TRUMP BROKE THE RECORD FOR THE LONGEST
IN
FACT
TONIGHT
TRUMP
BROKE
THE
RECORD
FOR
THE
LONGEST
STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS IN HISTORY.
STATE
OF
THE
UNION
ADDRESS
IN
HISTORY
[BOOING] YEAH.
BOOING
YEAH
IT WENT ON SO LONG THAT THIS WAS SENATOR JON OSSOFF AT
IT
WENT
ON
SO
LONG
THAT
THIS
WAS
SENATOR
JON
OSSOFF
AT
THE BEGINNING AND THIS IS HIM AFTER.
THE
BEGINNING
AND
THIS
IS
HIM
AFTER
STILL KIND OF HOT, THOUGH.
STILL
KIND
OF
HOT
THOUGH
STILL KIND OF SEXY.
STILL
KIND
OF
SEXY
ACCORDING TO...
ACCORDING
TO
I CAN APPRECIATE.
I
CAN
APPRECIATE
ACCORDING TO TRUMP'S TEAM, THE OFFICIAL THEME OF THE
ACCORDING
TO
TRUMP'S
TEAM
THE
OFFICIAL
THEME
OF
THE
SPEECH WAS AMERICA AT 250.
SPEECH
WAS
AMERICA
AT
250
STRONG, PROSPEROUS, AND RESPECTED THOUGH IF YOU HAVE
STRONG
PROSPEROUS
AND
RESPECTED
THOUGH
IF
YOU
HAVE
TO SAY YOU'RE STRONG, PROSPEROUS AND RESPECTED, IT
TO
SAY
YOU'RE
STRONG
PROSPEROUS
AND
RESPECTED
IT
KIND OF FEELS LIKE YOU'RE NOT.
KIND
OF
FEELS
LIKE
YOU'RE
NOT
IT'S LIKE GETTING AN INVITE TO "SHEILA IS 50.
IT'S
LIKE
GETTING
AN
INVITE
TO
SHEILA
IS
50
SINGLE, HAPPY, ABSOLUTELY LOVING MENOPAUSE.
SINGLE
HAPPY
ABSOLUTELY
LOVING
MENOPAUSE
IS IT HOT IN HERE?
IS
IT
HOT
IN
HERE
IT'S HOT IN HERE."
IT'S
HOT
IN
HERE
IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE AN OFFICIAL THEME IS WEIRD.
IT
MIGHT
SEEM
LIKE
AN
OFFICIAL
THEME
IS
WEIRD
THE FIRST ONE, NOTE '94, HIS THING WAS I LIKE BIG BUTTS
THE
FIRST
ONE
NOTE
'94
HIS
THING
WAS
I
LIKE
BIG
BUTTS
AND I CANNOT LIE.
AND
I
CANNOT
LIE
TURNS OUT ONE OF THOSE WAS TRUE.
TURNS
OUT
ONE
OF
THOSE
WAS
TRUE
THIS SPEECH WAS AN IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY FOR TRUMP
THIS
SPEECH
WAS
AN
IMPORTANT
OPPORTUNITY
FOR
TRUMP
TONIGHT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HIS POPULARITY IS "UN"."
TONIGHT
BECAUSE
RIGHT
NOW
HIS
POPULARITY
IS
UN
HIS JOB APPROVAL RATING IS AT 36%. I THINK HIS FAN IS
HIS
JOB
APPROVAL
RATING
IS
AT
36
I
THINK
HIS
FAN
IS
HERE.
HERE
THAT ONE PERSON.
THAT
ONE
PERSON
36 STILL SEEMS KIND OF HIGH.
36
STILL
SEEMS
KIND
OF
HIGH
I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE TRUMP IS MORE POPULAR THAN
I
FIND
IT
HARD
TO
BELIEVE
TRUMP
IS
MORE
POPULAR
THAN
THE STREET TO VHS ALADDIN SEQUEL "RETURN OF JAFFAR."
THE
STREET
TO
VHS
ALADDIN
SEQUEL
RETURN
OF
JAFFAR
THAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN KIDS PUKING AT HOME
THAT
WAS
THE
NUMBER
ONE
MOVIE
IN
KIDS
PUKING
AT
HOME
AT NINE TO 94.
AT
NINE
TO
94
ONE OF THE BIGGEST RACE WAS WHO WASN'T THERE.
ONE
OF
THE
BIGGEST
RACE
WAS
WHO
WASN'T
THERE
ROUGHLY 50 DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE HAD
ROUGHLY
50
DEMOCRATIC
MEMBERS
OF
THE
HOUSE
HAD
PLANNED TO FORGO THE SPEECH.
PLANNED
TO
FORGO
THE
SPEECH
I WISH WE WERE ONE.
I
WISH
WE
WERE
ONE
THE FOLKS WHO SKIPPED INCLUDING SENATORS CHRIS
THE
FOLKS
WHO
SKIPPED
INCLUDING
SENATORS
CHRIS
MURPHY, ED MARKEY, AND JEFF MERKLEY AS WELL AS MERKLEY.
MURPHY
ED
MARKEY
AND
JEFF
MERKLEY
AS
WELL
AS
MERKLEY
MANLY."
MANLY
FOR DEMOCRATS WHO DID ATTEND
FOR
DEMOCRATS
WHO
DID
ATTEND
HAKEEM JEFFRIES URGED MEMBERS NOT TO MAKE A SCENE.
HAKEEM
JEFFRIES
URGED
MEMBERS
NOT
TO
MAKE
A
SCENE
AN APPROACH DUBBED SILENT DEFIANCE, WHICH I BELIEVE IS
AN
APPROACH
DUBBED
SILENT
DEFIANCE
WHICH
I
BELIEVE
IS
A BOLD REBRAND OF DOING JACK SQUAT, A BOLD REBRAND OF DOING
A
BOLD
REBRAND
OF
DOING
JACK
SQUAT
A
BOLD
REBRAND
OF
DOING
JACK SQUAT.
JACK
SQUAT
AS MARTIN LUTHER KING ONCE SAID, SHHH.
AS
MARTIN
LUTHER
KING
ONCE
SAID
SHHH
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE COMING IN, THE CABINET, THE
THERE'S
A
LOT
OF
PEOPLE
COMING
IN
THE
CABINET
THE
FAMILIES.
FAMILIES
EVENTUALLY THE PRESIDENT ENTERED, LOOKING A LITTLE TIRED
EVENTUALLY
THE
PRESIDENT
ENTERED
LOOKING
A
LITTLE
TIRED
BUT HIS HAIR WAS NICE AND FLUFFY.
BUT
HIS
HAIR
WAS
NICE
AND
FLUFFY
HE COULD HAVE KEPT HIS HEAD IN THE COTTON CANDY MACHINE
HE
COULD
HAVE
KEPT
HIS
HEAD
IN
THE
COTTON
CANDY
MACHINE
A LITTLE BIT LONGER.
A
LITTLE
BIT
LONGER
THE RESIDENT STARTED OFF WITH KIND OF A WEIRD BREAK.
THE
RESIDENT
STARTED
OFF
WITH
KIND
OF
A
WEIRD
BREAK
>> OUR ENEMIES ARE SCARED.
>>
OUR
ENEMIES
ARE
SCARED
OUR MILITARY AND POLICE ARE STACKED.
OUR
MILITARY
AND
POLICE
ARE
STACKED
"OUR POLICE ARE STACKED.
OUR
POLICE
ARE
STACKED
OUR EMTs HAVE ASSES THAT WON'T QUIT, AND OUR
OUR
EMTs
HAVE
ASSES
THAT
WON'T
QUIT
AND
OUR
FIREFIGHTERS ARE SO HOT THE POLLS ARE BEGGING THEM JUST
FIREFIGHTERS
ARE
SO
HOT
THE
POLLS
ARE
BEGGING
THEM
JUST
TO SLIDE DOWN."
TO
SLIDE
DOWN
GREASE ME UP.
GREASE
ME
UP
THE TRUMP --
THE
TRUMP
HONOR THE GOLD MEDAL WINNING HOCKEY TEAM AND MADE A
HONOR
THE
GOLD
MEDAL
WINNING
HOCKEY
TEAM
AND
MADE
A
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THEIR GOALIE.
SPECIAL
ANNOUNCEMENT
ABOUT
THEIR
GOALIE
>> I WILL SOON BE PRESENTING CONNOR WITH OUR HIGHEST
>>
I
WILL
SOON
BE
PRESENTING
CONNOR
WITH
OUR
HIGHEST
CIVILIAN HONOR WHICH HAS BEEN GIVEN TO MANY ATHLETES
CIVILIAN
HONOR
WHICH
HAS
BEEN
GIVEN
TO
MANY
ATHLETES
OVER THE YEARS.
OVER
THE
YEARS
IT'S CALLED THE HIGHEST CIVILIAN HONOR IN OUR
IT'S
CALLED
THE
HIGHEST
CIVILIAN
HONOR
IN
OUR
COUNTRY.
COUNTRY
>> Stephen: "IT'S THE FIFA HOCKEY PRIZE.
>>
Stephen:
IT'S
THE
FIFA
HOCKEY
PRIZE
I'M GUESSING.
I'M
GUESSING
IT'S NOT SCROLLING ON MY PROMPTER."
IT'S
NOT
SCROLLING
ON
MY
PROMPTER
ONE TEAM OF GOLD MEDAL WINNERS WASN'T THERE BECAUSE
ONE
TEAM
OF
GOLD
MEDAL
WINNERS
WASN'T
THERE
BECAUSE
THE U.S.
THE
US
WOMEN'S HOCKEY TEAM DECLINED TRUMP'S INVITE TO THE STATE
WOMEN'S
HOCKEY
TEAM
DECLINED
TRUMP'S
INVITE
TO
THE
STATE
OF THE UNION.
OF
THE
UNION
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YEAH.
CHEERS
AND
APPLAUSE
YEAH
NO SHOW.
NO
SHOW
OR AS THEY SAY IN HOCKEY, PUCK NO.
OR
AS
THEY
SAY
IN
HOCKEY
PUCK
NO
THE WOMAN GOT A BETTER OFFER BECAUSE HIP-HOP LEGEND
THE
WOMAN
GOT
A
BETTER
OFFER
BECAUSE
HIP-HOP
LEGEND
FLAVOR FLAV INVITED THE TEAM TO PARTY IN VEGAS.
FLAVOR
FLAV
INVITED
THE
TEAM
TO
PARTY
IN
VEGAS
THAT'S SO NICE AND IT'S REALLY NO SURPRISE.
THAT'S
SO
NICE
AND
IT'S
REALLY
NO
SURPRISE
FLAVOR FLAV HAS LONG SUPPORTED WOMEN'S SPORTS
FLAVOR
FLAV
HAS
LONG
SUPPORTED
WOMEN'S
SPORTS
GIVEN THEM HIS MOST FAMOUS SUPPORT FOR FLAV, WHO IS
GIVEN
THEM
HIS
MOST
FAMOUS
SUPPORT
FOR
FLAV
WHO
IS
THAT AGAIN?
THAT
AGAIN
>> BOOYYS!
>>
BOOYYS
>> Stephen: ASK YOUR PARENTS.
>>
Stephen:
ASK
YOUR
PARENTS
TRUMP WENT AHEAD AND TOOK CREDIT FOR SOME STUFF HE HAD
TRUMP
WENT
AHEAD
AND
TOOK
CREDIT
FOR
SOME
STUFF
HE
HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH.
NOTHING
TO
DO
WITH
>> I'M PLEASED TO SAY THAT THE NEXT TIME THE OLYMPIC
>>
I'M
PLEASED
TO
SAY
THAT
THE
NEXT
TIME
THE
OLYMPIC
TORCH IS LIT IT WILL BE HERE IN AMERICA FOR THE 2028
TORCH
IS
LIT
IT
WILL
BE
HERE
IN
AMERICA
FOR
THE
2028
OLYMPICS.
OLYMPICS
I GOT THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP.
I
GOT
THE
2026
FIFA
WORLD
CUP
WE HAVE THE WORLD CUP IN THE OLYMPICS COMING AND THAT'S
WE
HAVE
THE
WORLD
CUP
IN
THE
OLYMPICS
COMING
AND
THAT'S
EXCITING NEWS.
EXCITING
NEWS
>> Stephen: IS HE JUST DOING THIS YEAR'S COMMUNITY
>>
Stephen:
IS
HE
JUST
DOING
THIS
YEAR'S
COMMUNITY
CALENDAR FOR ALL OF AMERICA?
CALENDAR
FOR
ALL
OF
AMERICA
"LET'S SEE, WE HAVE THE FIFA WORLD CUP.
LET'S
SEE
WE
HAVE
THE
FIFA
WORLD
CUP
ALSO FIFA POTTERY CLASS.
ALSO
FIFA
POTTERY
CLASS
IT'S A GREAT FIRST DATE.
IT'S
A
GREAT
FIRST
DATE
MARCH 20, COME ON DOWN TO THE NEW ROSE GARDEN FOR A
MARCH
20
COME
ON
DOWN
TO
THE
NEW
ROSE
GARDEN
FOR
A
CHILI COOKOFF FEATURING A SECRET FIFTH MEAT, MAN."
CHILI
COOKOFF
FEATURING
A
SECRET
FIFTH
MEAT
MAN
TRUMP THEN BRAGGED ABOUT THE NEW TRUMP ACCOUNTS FOR KIDS
TRUMP
THEN
BRAGGED
ABOUT
THE
NEW
TRUMP
ACCOUNTS
FOR
KIDS
BUT INSISTED HE DID NOT PICK THAT NAME.
BUT
INSISTED
HE
DID
NOT
PICK
THAT
NAME
>> AND I DIDN'T NAME IT.
>>
AND
I
DIDN'T
NAME
IT
I DID NOT MEAN THAT.
I
DID
NOT
MEAN
THAT
NOBODY BELIEVES ME BUT I DID NOT NAME IT.
NOBODY
BELIEVES
ME
BUT
I
DID
NOT
NAME
IT
NAMED BY A VERY TALL MAN.
NAMED
BY
A
VERY
TALL
MAN
>> Stephen: "NAMED BY A VERY TALL MAN.
>>
Stephen:
NAMED
BY
A
VERY
TALL
MAN
THERE HE IS STANDING IN THE CORNER.
THERE
HE
IS
STANDING
IN
THE
CORNER
HE WEARS A LONG BLACK ROBE, HOLDS A SIGN OF.
HE
WEARS
A
LONG
BLACK
ROBE
HOLDS
A
SIGN
OF
GIANT HOURGLASS IN ONE HAND AND WHEN HE APPEARS YOUR
GIANT
HOURGLASS
IN
ONE
HAND
AND
WHEN
HE
APPEARS
YOUR
TONGUE TASTES LIKE ASH AND WHENEVER YOU BLINK HE'S A
TONGUE
TASTES
LIKE
ASH
AND
WHENEVER
YOU
BLINK
HE'S
A
LITTLE CLOSER, THANK YOU, TALL MAN."
LITTLE
CLOSER
THANK
YOU
TALL
MAN
ARE YOU MY SON-IN-LAW?
ARE
YOU
MY
SON-IN-LAW
IS THIS MY SON-IN-LAW?
IS
THIS
MY
SON-IN-LAW
DESPITE THE HIGH PRICES WE'LL SEE AT THE GROCERY
DESPITE
THE
HIGH
PRICES
WE'LL
SEE
AT
THE
GROCERY
STORE TRUMP BRAGGED HE HAD LOWERED SOME PRICES.
STORE
TRUMP
BRAGGED
HE
HAD
LOWERED
SOME
PRICES
>> THE COST OF CHICKEN, BUTTER, FRUIT.
>>
THE
COST
OF
CHICKEN
BUTTER
FRUIT
>> Stephen: OH.
>>
Stephen:
OH
THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
THAT'S
MY
FAVORITE
BUT I'M TRYING TO BE HEALTHY, SO I STICK TO "I CAN'T
BUT
I'M
TRYING
TO
BE
HEALTHY
SO
I
STICK
TO
I
CAN'T
BELIEVE IT'S NOT CHICKEN BUTTER FRUIT."
BELIEVE
IT'S
NOT
CHICKEN
BUTTER
FRUIT
HE FOODED SOME MORE.
HE
FOODED
SOME
MORE
>> EVEN BEEF WHICH WAS VERY HIGH IS STARTING TO COME
>>
EVEN
BEEF
WHICH
WAS
VERY
HIGH
IS
STARTING
TO
COME
DOWN SIGNIFICANTLY.
DOWN
SIGNIFICANTLY
WE ARE GETTING IT DOWN.
WE
ARE
GETTING
IT
DOWN
SOON YOU WILL SEE NUMBERS THAT FEW PEOPLE WOULD THINK
SOON
YOU
WILL
SEE
NUMBERS
THAT
FEW
PEOPLE
WOULD
THINK
WERE POSSIBLE.
WERE
POSSIBLE
NOBODY CAN BELIEVE WHEN THEY SEE THE KIND OF NUMBERS.
NOBODY
CAN
BELIEVE
WHEN
THEY
SEE
THE
KIND
OF
NUMBERS
>> Stephen: "YES, NO ONE CAN BELIEVE THE NUMBERS I'M
>>
Stephen:
YES
NO
ONE
CAN
BELIEVE
THE
NUMBERS
I'M
TALKING THREE HUNDRED AND FOUR, TRIPLE D.
TALKING
THREE
HUNDRED
AND
FOUR
TRIPLE
D
DOUBLE."
DOUBLE
TRUMP TOOK A MOMENT TO SELL DRUGS.
TRUMP
TOOK
A
MOMENT
TO
SELL
DRUGS
>> I'M ALSO ENDING THE WILDLY INFLATED COST OF
>>
I'M
ALSO
ENDING
THE
WILDLY
INFLATED
COST
OF
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
PRESCRIPTION
DRUGS
LIKE
IT'S
NEVER
HAPPENED
BEFORE
OTHER PRESIDENTS TRY TO DO IT BUT THEY NEVER COULD.
OTHER
PRESIDENTS
TRY
TO
DO
IT
BUT
THEY
NEVER
COULD
THEY TRIED.
THEY
TRIED
MOST DIDN'T TRY ACTUALLY.
MOST
DIDN'T
TRY
ACTUALLY
BUT THEY TRIED.
BUT
THEY
TRIED
>> Stephen: I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID.
>>
Stephen:
I
TRIED
TO
UNDERSTAND
WHAT
HE
SAID
I TRIED.
I
TRIED
BUT I COULDN'T.
BUT
I
COULDN'T
I TRIED BUT ACTUALLY I DIDN'T TRY.
I
TRIED
BUT
ACTUALLY
I
DIDN'T
TRY
BUT I TRIED.
BUT
I
TRIED
HE ALSO MADE THIS REFRESHING ADMISSION.
HE
ALSO
MADE
THIS
REFRESHING
ADMISSION
>> I TOOK PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
>>
I
TOOK
PRESCRIPTION
DRUGS
>> Stephen: CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH >> Stephen: CLEARLY
>>
Stephen:
CLEARLY
NOT
ENOUGH
>>
Stephen:
CLEARLY
NOT ENOU ENOUGH!
NOT
ENOU
ENOUGH
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.
CHEERS
AND
APPLAUSE
YOU
CAN
ALL
GO
HOME
NOW
THROUGHOUT HIS SPEECH TONIGHT TRUMP SHOWED
THROUGHOUT
HIS
SPEECH
TONIGHT
TRUMP
SHOWED
REMARKABLE SOCIABILITY FOR A MAN HIS AGE TO TOOT HIS OWN
REMARKABLE
SOCIABILITY
FOR
A
MAN
HIS
AGE
TO
TOOT
HIS
OWN
HORN.
HORN
>> IN ONE YEAR WE HAVE LIFTED 2.4 MILLION
>>
IN
ONE
YEAR
WE
HAVE
LIFTED
24
MILLION
AMERICANS, A RECORD, OFF OF FOOD STAMPS.
AMERICANS
A
RECORD
OFF
OF
FOOD
STAMPS
>> Stephen: YES, HE LIFTED 2.4 MILLION PEOPLE OFF OF
>>
Stephen:
YES
HE
LIFTED
24
MILLION
PEOPLE
OFF
OF
FOOD STAMPS AND THAT HE KICKED 2.4 MILLION PEOPLE
FOOD
STAMPS
AND
THAT
HE
KICKED
24
MILLION
PEOPLE
OFF OF FOOD STAMPS SO THEY ARE OFF OF FOOD AND NOW THEY
OFF
OF
FOOD
STAMPS
SO
THEY
ARE
OFF
OF
FOOD
AND
NOW
THEY
ARE JUST EATING STAMPS, DELICIOUS FLAVORS LIKE
ARE
JUST
EATING
STAMPS
DELICIOUS
FLAVORS
LIKE
BLUEBERRY, STRAWBERRY, AND BRUCE LEE.
BLUEBERRY
STRAWBERRY
AND
BRUCE
LEE
IF YOU'VE HEARD ANY TRUMP SPEECH BEFORE YOU'LL NOTICE
IF
YOU'VE
HEARD
ANY
TRUMP
SPEECH
BEFORE
YOU'LL
NOTICE
THERE REALLY WASN'T MUCH NEW MATERIAL HERE.
THERE
REALLY
WASN'T
MUCH
NEW
MATERIAL
HERE
BUT THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPEECH AND THIS IS TRUE,
BUT
THEN
IN
THE
MIDDLE
OF
THE
SPEECH
AND
THIS
IS
TRUE
"THE NEW YORK TIMES" DROPPED A DEVASTATING ACTUAL
THE
NEW
YORK
TIMES
DROPPED
A
DEVASTATING
ACTUAL
HEADLINE "MR.
HEADLINE
MR
CLEAN IS RETIRING."
CLEAN
IS
RETIRING
YET ANOTHER POWERFUL MAN BROUGHT DOWN BY THE EPSTEIN
YET
ANOTHER
POWERFUL
MAN
BROUGHT
DOWN
BY
THE
EPSTEIN
FILES.
FILES
[LAUGHTER] I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MOVE MY CELEBRITY CRUSH
LAUGHTER
I
GUESS
I'LL
HAVE
TO
MOVE
MY
CELEBRITY
CRUSH
TO THE GREEN GIANT.
TO
THE
GREEN
GIANT
HE HONORED MANY SERVICE MEMBERS UP IN THE GALLERY AS
HE
HONORED
MANY
SERVICE
MEMBERS
UP
IN
THE
GALLERY
AS
WELL HE SHOULD.
WELL
HE
SHOULD
AWARDED PURPLE HEARTS AND CONGRESSIONAL MEDALS OF
AWARDED
PURPLE
HEARTS
AND
CONGRESSIONAL
MEDALS
OF
HONOR, ONE TO A 100-YEAR-OLD MAN.
HONOR
ONE
TO
A
100-YEAR-OLD
MAN
DEMOCRATS STOOD UP TO APPLAUD ALL OF THESE HEROES
DEMOCRATS
STOOD
UP
TO
APPLAUD
ALL
OF
THESE
HEROES
BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME MOMENTS EVEN FROM CAMEROON.
BECAUSE
THERE
ARE
SOME
MOMENTS
EVEN
FROM
CAMEROON
>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR
>>
I'VE
ALWAYS
WANTED
THE
CONGRESSIONAL
MEDAL
OF
HONOR
BUT I WAS INFORMED I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE IT TO
BUT
I
WAS
INFORMED
I'M
NOT
ALLOWED
TO
GIVE
IT
TO
MYSELF.
MYSELF
>> Stephen: MY MISTAKE.
>>
Stephen:
MY
MISTAKE
SO CLOSE.
SO
CLOSE
HONORING OUR VETERANS AND FIRST RESPONDERS AS WELL, IT
HONORING
OUR
VETERANS
AND
FIRST
RESPONDERS
AS
WELL
IT
WAS A DARK SPEECH FILLED WITH DIVISIVE LINES AND IT'S
WAS
A
DARK
SPEECH
FILLED
WITH
DIVISIVE
LINES
AND
IT'S
UNLIKELY TO WIN HIM MUCH SUPPORT WITH THE VOTERS WHO
UNLIKELY
TO
WIN
HIM
MUCH
SUPPORT
WITH
THE
VOTERS
WHO
HAVE GROWN DISENCHANTED WITH THE CHAOS AND DYSFUNCTION OF
HAVE
GROWN
DISENCHANTED
WITH
THE
CHAOS
AND
DYSFUNCTION
OF
THE SECOND ADMINISTRATION.
THE
SECOND
ADMINISTRATION
HIS WAS NOT THE ONLY SPEECH TONIGHT.
HIS
WAS
NOT
THE
ONLY
SPEECH
TONIGHT
DEMOCRATS HAD SEVERAL RALLIES ACROSS WASHINGTON
DEMOCRATS
HAD
SEVERAL
RALLIES
ACROSS
WASHINGTON
INCLUDING ONE OF THE NATIONAL PRESS CLUB.
INCLUDING
ONE
OF
THE
NATIONAL
PRESS
CLUB
LET'S CHECK IN WITH WHAT THE DEMOCRATS HAD TO OFFER.
LET'S
CHECK
IN
WITH
WHAT
THE
DEMOCRATS
HAD
TO
OFFER
>> THE PORTLAND PRIDE BRIGADE!
>>
THE
PORTLAND
PRIDE
BRIGADE
>> Stephen: WHOA.
>>
Stephen:
WHOA
THAT EDIBLE WAS STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
THAT
EDIBLE
WAS
STRONGER
THAN
I
THOUGHT
WE'VE GOT A GREAT LIVE SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
WE'VE
GOT
A
GREAT
LIVE
SHOW
FOR
YOU
TONIGHT
MY GUEST IS JOHN DICKERSON.
MY
GUEST
IS
JOHN
DICKERSON
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE."
BUT
WHEN
WE
COME
BACK
MEANWHILE
JOIN US, WON'T YOU?
JOIN
US
WON'T
YOU
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